👉 Ah, the term 'flooring body enhancing irritants' - a fancy way of saying 'those pesky cleaning products that just want to make your skin feel like it's on a high-speed rollercoaster ride.' It's like they're the sneaky sidekicks of your bathroom, always looking to spice things up (or in this case, irritate you) with their fragrant assaults.
Now, here's an example sentence that'll make you pause and rethink your cleaning routine: "The flooring body enhancing irritants in my bathroom turned my once-chic, spa-like bathroom into a chemical weapon factory, leaving me with more than just a scratchy throat and a burning desire for a cold shower."